my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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