I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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