Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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