I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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