she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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