Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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