Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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