Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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