i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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