I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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