You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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