He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
