It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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