I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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