I just made out with a guy for $7.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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