so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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