No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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