508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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