I love black thongs
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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