stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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