five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I will be naked everywhere
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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