I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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