CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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