I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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