What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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