Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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