When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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