hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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