So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
