we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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