god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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