Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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