love makes seman taste better
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I would ride that face into the sunset
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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