we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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