Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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