maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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