Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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