Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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