Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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