In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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