so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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