? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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