i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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