Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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