I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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