It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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