1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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