Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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