I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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