Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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