I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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