He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
