I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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