This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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