i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
