when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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